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The STUFF MONKEY procedure transportation

We at the STUFF MONKEY HQs are please to anounce that Sgt. Monkey was successfully transported to the Royal Hospital for Sick Cuddly Toys this afternoon.

Sgt. Monkey was transported to London via private air ambulance

The Air Ambulance was donated to us by Hugh Hefner of the Playboy fame. Hugh donated his famous Playboy Jetstream to us for the purpose of transporting Monkey to the hospital in London.

The Playboy Jetstream flew Monkey to the hospital in London

The Playboy Bunnies escorted Monkey on his journey to the hospital. They were very pretty!

The air stewardess took good care of Monkey

The air stewardess took good care of Monkey and provided a good service.

On the plane to London

Monkey arrived in London and was immediately escorted to the hospital by the Playboy bunnies. Tomorrow, Monkey will undergo his emergency foam transfussion. If successful, Monkey will be stuffed with 50 oz. of quality stuffing foam thus increasing his foam density ratio (FDR) from his current 0.4 to 2.5. The consultant says a healthy cuddly toy should have a FDR of between 1.8 and 2.8.

The transfussion is scheduled for 11am tomorrow.

The webmaster team

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