The STUFF MONKEY procedure transportation
We at the STUFF MONKEY HQs are please to anounce that Sgt. Monkey was successfully transported to the Royal Hospital for Sick Cuddly Toys this afternoon.
The Air Ambulance was donated to us by Hugh Hefner of the Playboy fame. Hugh donated his famous Playboy Jetstream to us for the purpose of transporting Monkey to the hospital in London.
The Playboy Bunnies escorted Monkey on his journey to the hospital. They were very pretty!
The air stewardess took good care of Monkey and provided a good service.
Monkey arrived in London and was immediately escorted to the hospital by the Playboy bunnies. Tomorrow, Monkey will undergo his emergency foam transfussion. If successful, Monkey will be stuffed with 50 oz. of quality stuffing foam thus increasing his foam density ratio (FDR) from his current 0.4 to 2.5. The consultant says a healthy cuddly toy should have a FDR of between 1.8 and 2.8.
The transfussion is scheduled for 11am tomorrow.
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