Monkey sex tapes
Today we had discovered that the News of the World had published EXCLUSIVE sex tapes of our wee monkey!!!!
The sleezy tabloid press are printing this disgusting tape in tomorrow Sunday papers.
We at the OFFICAL Sgt. Monkey website find this to be highly intrusive of Monkey’s private life and we will be seeking action against the NOTW.
For those of you whom are curious about the sex tapes, then you may drool over them at the following link:
We have no ideal whom the green hair, purple skin girl is???? If you know the girl, please tell us at firstname.lastname@example.org
The webmaster team