Sex scandal: Monkey’s secret love child day 2 – part 1
Yesterday, the mainstream media reported on our very own monkey secret love child with a Thai monkey prostitute.
We at the OFFICIAL Sgt. Monkey website offices are just like you, SHOCKED!
Initially monkey went into hiding but late last night he came out with an statement of denial against all allegations against him – good for him.
In this week OK! magazine pictures were published that proves monkey was with Pom at a Thai brothel.
The pictures in OK! magazine certainly suggests that monkey was eyeing up Pom, but it is not decisive proof that he paid for Pom services!
The webmaster team