Sex scandal: Monkey’s secret love child day 2 – part 2
Despite the ongoing sex scandal that just isn’t going away and is causing the media to go into a frenzy – Sgt. Monkey reported for duty this morning at the barracks.
With all the attention this story is generating, the press were waiting for our wee monkey outside the barracks front gate….
Upon command of the duty guard commander – a Challenger Mk.2 battletank was dispatched and blew up the press crowd much to everyones relief….
Meanwhile back in Thailand….
Pom continues to service the sex tourists….
Pom was seen dancing in the seedy Bangkok brothel entertaining the clients….
Lek was left home alone whilst Pom was working….
Lek is unaware of the media attention concerning him – is our very own Sgt. Monkey her father?
Because Sgt. Monkey is the leader of the Monkey Party that had gained 5 votes at this year Scottish Elections and leader of the fastest growing political party in the UK – monkey has been called to give evidence at the Commons Select Committee tomorrow.
We will bring you the news from tomorrow hearing as we recieve them.
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NOTE – The monkey party had recieved 5 votes at this year Scottish Elections which represents an increase of 150% upon last year General Elections results thus the Monkey Party is the official fastest growing political party in the UK.