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British monkeys involved in tickling scandal!

In todays ragpiece the “Daily Mirror” – allegations were published that monkeys serving in the British Forces were abusing Iraqi detainees with excessive tickling to make then give vital information. As we all know, tickling is a form of torture that is against the Geneva Convention.

We spoke to our own wee Sgt. Monkey about these allegations of excessive tickling on Iraqi detainees, and he was shocked at the claims.

Having serve the country proudly during the 2003 conflict, our monkey strongly denies that he was tickling any POWs.

The shocking image of excessive tickling on Iraqi POWs as published in todays Daily Mirror.

Whilst the published images are shocking to view, we hope they prove to be a newspaper spin piece.

The webmaster team

* The Geneva Convention descibes tickling as the act of touching a part of the body so as to cause involuntary twitching movements and/or laughter and is strictly outlawed.

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