He knows no fear!

Tickle scandal day 6

In a pre-dawn raid this morning, our wee monkey was arrested in his home.

The menace that was terrorizing Edinburgh has been caught.

Monkey was paraded in front of the magistrates this morning and found to be guilty of excessive tickling on innocent members of the public. A crime that serves a maximum of 7 years in jail.

Monkey was found to be a very naughty boy....

However, the court heard how Sgt. Monkey had exemplary service in the british forces and with this taken into account, monkey was released with only a caution.

The psychological report into monkey activities suggests that our monkey was suffering from combat stress – he is now receiving treatment for this condition.

The webmaster team


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