General strike announcement
At midnight tonight, the staff of the OFFICIAL Sgt. Monkey website will be on strike for a peroid of 24 hours.
We regret to say that access to this website will be close for the duration of the strike.
This is in line with the general strike that will be across the UK tomorrow.
NUMP the National Union of Monkey Performers had called for the strike tomorrow following a deadlock with government ministers whom rejected our demands for fair pay and fair pensions for the UK working monkeys population.
It is unfair that monkeys will have to work till 68 to get their pensions when the average life span of a monkey is 20 – 25 years! Surely the system is corrupt that no working monkey will ever live long enough to reach retirement age.
Please support the monkey strikes tomorrow….
The webmaster team