Bustup press statement
Sgt. Monkey has split up from his girlfriend of two months Little Miss Naughty.
Naughty wasn’t keen on becoming a mother or a housewife while Monkey was keen to settle down. The pair have been arguing for over a month and their relationship has been dogged by rumours of a split over the last few weeks.
The British Army training Sargeant released a statement today: “Sadly, Naughty and I are ending our relationship. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”
A solo Naughty was photographed before Christmas splashing in the surf around Hawaii, but in the absence of her boyfriend.
But then the Daily Mirror reported that her boyfriend Monkey spent Christmas miles away in Britain without her.
The two were seen fighting at a New Year’s Eve party!
Before Christmas, Monkey brushed off reports of problems, telling OK! magazine, “I am really happily being with Naughty….”
Naughty released a statement insisting the two will “remain friends.”
We hope so….
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