We at the OFFICIAL Sgt. Monkey website are very sad to hear of the news that Monkey has split up from his girlfriend of two months.
We are giving our wee monkey a condolences present of a Little Miss Naughty coffee mug.
In the meantime, we were shocked to see images of our wee monkey punching his ex. We can only put this unacceptable behaviour down to his combat stress condition and we suggests that our wee monkey seek professional help for abusers of domestic violence.
The webmaster team