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Recruitment

The following positions are available within the OFFICAL Sgt. Monkey website offices:

1 x Graphic Designer

1 x Domestic Cleaner

1 x Night Security Guard

1 x Monkey Make-up Artist

All positions are voluntary as we are skint and cannot afford to pay our office staff.

We invite members of the public to apply for the positions above.

Closing date for applications 20th January 2012.

Interviews will be on the 23rd January 2012.

Please send your CV to our email at britisharmysgtmonkey@gmail.com

1)  Graphic Designer

Graphic designer required with experience with small publications required. Must have proven record of previous works. May be able to work from home or work from office. Duties includes designing the stunning graphics on this fantastic website. Full time 40 hours to be worked as five shifts over 7 days including weekends. This is a voluntary position and there is no salary except for two coconuts and a packet of peanuts given as a Christmas bonus.

2) Domestic Cleaner

Duties will include general office cleaning, vacuuming, dusting, polishing, mopping, cleaning the toilets and kitchen area and any other associated tasks as required. Must have a strong appetite for cleaning up monkey poo. Full time 40 hours to be worked as five shifts over 7 days including weekends. This is a voluntary position and there is no salary except for a packet of peanuts given as a Christmas bonus.

3) Night Security Guard

Must be age 18+. Previous experience of working in security essential. Applicants must hold a Security Guard SIA license and preferably CCTV SIA licence. Good verbal and written communication skills necessary. Duties includes making sure no harm comes to our wee monkey. A full 5 year checkable employment education history is required. Full time 40 hours to be worked as five shifts over 7 days including weekends. This is a voluntary position and there is no salary except for a packet of peanuts given as a Christmas bonus.

4) Monkey Makeup Artist

Full time Makeup Artist required. Must have NVQ Level 3 or equivalent and substantial experience in a salon with good communication and customer care skills. Duties includes making sure that our wee monkey looks stunning in front of the camera. Full time 40 hours to be worked as five shifts over 7 days including weekends. This is a voluntary position and there is no salary except for one coconut and two packet of peanuts given as a Christmas bonus.

Good luck with your application.

The webmaster team

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