The Monkey Party response to the Government Cabinet reshuffle
The Prime Minister reshuffle yesterday of the Government Cabinet was not welcome by the Monkey Party. We are not happy, not happy at all…. the same old faces. The corrupt crooks, the elitism Eton school boys, the expenses fiddlers. All of them in Government are filled with greed working for their banksters paymasters. We at the Monkey Party won’t expect the newly formed cabinet to make any changes for the ordinary working people of Britain.
Our Prime Minister David Cameron had let us down again!
We at the Monkey Party HQs knew that was happening to our country.
Take a look at this photograph, this is the City of London 5th September 1952!
And this photograph is the same location today!
See the change that sixty years of corrupt foolish Governments from both parties had ruined our once great country.
So what is the solution?
VOTE MONKEY in the 2015 General Elections and let our monkey cuddly toy run the country.
Our wee monkey doesn’t talk and doesn’t say much – his lips had been sewn together in a toy factory in China.
However, we at the Monkey Party HQs believe that a Prime Minister who doesn’t opens his mouth is a good Prime Minister for the country.
For the last sixty years, each time the Prime Minister speaks – the stock markets collapses, people lose their jobs and wars are started.
So let our cuddly toy run the country – he won’t say anything and won’t do anything to ruin our country even more.
Our party is the fastest growing policical party in the UK. We first came about in 2010 and had made significant advances in elections ever since.
You may remember our “Monkey Moon Landing” policy that will bring our country out of recession.
Only we can make Britain great again.
You may recall on TV yesterday that King Salmond is planning to make Scotland independant and to break up the Union.
We at the Monkey Party will not support King Salmond break up plans of the Union nor will we support the Conservatives motion of keeping the Union together. We support neither parties and therefore we propose the motion of a “maybe” vote in the Scottish independence vote.
Yesterday our clown Prime Minister announced his new Cabinet ministers.
However, today we at the MONKEY PARTY will announce our shadow Government Cabinet.
Mr. T will be our Secretary of Defence. His appearances on the A-Team had given him real experience working in hostile environments and he is a lads bloke. He knows his weapons and also knows Kung-Fu. His role in the A-Team has given him experience dealing with the bad guys. Whatever you do, don’t lock him inside the DIY shed or he will make a superweapon.
Mike Tyson will be our Home Office Secretary. He will fight crime by patrolling the streets and biting off the ears of any crooks he catches.
Our Chancellor of the Exchequer be the taxman! We will send the taxman on a 52 weeks a year holiday to the Cayman Islands. With the taxman out of the country, the hard working class of Britain will have no taxes to pay. However, with the taxman holidaying in the Cayman Islands all the tax dodgers with secret offshore bank accounts will be paying taxes instead.
The Ann Summers Nurse will be the Minister for Health. By wearing a sexy nurses outfit, pride and joy will once again be brought back into the NHS thus promoting patients recovery and good health.
Remember VOTE MONKEY in the 2015 General Elections and lets make Britain great again.
The Monkey Party secretary