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Monkey’s Christmas speech 2012

The webmaster team are please to announce the OFFICAL MONKEY CHRISTMAS SPEECH:

Monkey wish everyone a very merry Christmas 2012.

Monkey wish everyone a very merry Christmas 2012.

“Hello and merry Christmas everyone.

2012 was a year of more finacial turmoil, job uncertainly, eurozone collapse and the failing financial markets. But, we need to move forward and be positive for the new year. But let us forget our country problems for now and just get drunk and make love to our loved ones. Christmas is the time to forget our problems and to love our neighbours. So I ask all of my fans to take off their clothes and put on a silly Santa hat. The new year will bring both new joys and new problems. If you lose your job, then thank your lucky stars that you still have your loved ones to turn to, so make love to them this Christmas. Thank you for listening and merry Christmas everyone – Sgt. Monkey.”

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