The monkey meat scandal
News this week about monkey meat being used in many of our supermarkets is shocking! Tests by the food standards agency (FSA) suggests that cheap imported monkey meat was being used in our “beefburgers” and “mince meat”. Our own wee monkey express discuss that our food supply chain had to resort to using monkey meat as a cheaper subsititute for British beef. Our wee monkey also say that under no circumstances should anyone be eating monkey meat as he is worried he will be eaten himself. Please when you do your weekly shopping at the suppermarket this week, check that you are buying BRITISH beef and not cheap imported monkey meat – ask questions to your local butcher and make sure that he is not selling you monkey meat.
Thank you and buy British beef.
(If you do want to eat monkey meat then please read our monkey meat recipe here: https://britisharmysgtmonkey.wordpress.com/2012/03/10/monkey-secret-recipes-from-the-jungles-of-borneo-2/)
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