The Monkey Party 2013 Pre-Budget statement
Chancellor George Osborne will make his Budget 2013 statement to Parliament on Wednesday 20th March 2013. We at the Monkey Party HQs look forward to the Chancellor’s speech but we also know that it will be dribble and waffle full of nonsense and false promises. Our team of financial experts from the Monkey Party will be analyzing the Budget speech as it is read out. No doubt the Chancellor will be telling us about the pretend growth of our nation and yet the general public are paying ever rising food prices in our supermarkets and holding down minimal wage jobs are struggling to pay their bills.
We at the Monkey Party are not fools, we know the Budget speech is bogey dribble snot. That is why we at the Monkey knows what is best for Britain and that is why on Thursday 21st March, our own wee cuddly toy monkey will be delivering his alternative Budget speech. It will be a plan for REAL growth and REAL jobs for the people of our country. We at the Monkey Party have a plan and we will deliver it on the 21st March.
Our 2012 Budget statement is here: https://britisharmysgtmonkey.wordpress.com/2012/03/21/the-monkey-party-2012-budget-statement/
We have a plan for growth!
We have a plan for jobs!
We have a plan for tax cuts!
Did you vote for these two?
Don’t let them destroy the country!
VOTE the Monkey Party in the 2015 General Elections and put the monkey into Downing Street. See real change not the dribble from the LABLIBCON bogiemen.
The Monkey Party secretary