Monkey opens up about his sexuality
British Army Sgt. Monkey yesterday revealed he is dating a monkey – but still like girls.
The 19 year old, who served in war conflicts around the world, broke the news in an emotional youtube video message to his fans.
In the clip, which shows Sgt. Monkey lying on his bed surrounded by union jack pillows, he says his feeling for the unknown monkeyfriend had taken him “by surprise” but he wanted to celebrate his romance rather than hiding it.
Monkey said: “Come spring this year, my life changed massively when I met someone and it made me feel so happy, so safe and everything just feels great. And that someone is a monkey and it did take me by surprise a little bit. It was always in the back of my head that something like that could happen but it wasn’t until spring this year that something just clicked. It felt right and I was like, ‘Ah OK’ and my whole world changed right there and then. And of course I still fancy girls, but right now I’m dating a monkey and I couldn’t be happier. It just feels safe and right.”
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