The Monkey Party 2015 Budget statement
Yesterday the pathetic excus of a coalition government gave us the budget statement and what viral greeny snotty diarrhoea it was.
We at Monkey Party HQs became ill, in fact very ill, when we were listening to the chancellor’s speech. We were shock that we must now give up our chocloates to the government tax department. Is anything tax free these days! Even sex is taxing. Even dying is taxing too – so don’t die unless you can afford it.
We in the Monkey Party believe that the real reason that over once great country is bankrupt is because our policitans are abusing the system. Yes, thats right. They milk our system day and night and yet they have the cheek to acuse the disabled to be spongers. They tax our disabled war veterans and many others and yet they get subsidised meals at Parliament and travel expenses paid for as well as hotel rooms with call girls and/or rent boys!
It is time that we do something about this.
We are going to TAX the politicians.
They bankrupt the country so they must pay!
We will charge each MP a tax of £50 per day just for being a politician. We will collect this fee from them as they leave Parliament each day. We will not let them out of Parliament unless they pay up and too right.
We will call this the elitism tax.
Any policians refusing to pay this tax will not be allowed to go home each day – they will remain in Parliament untill they pay up.
We will only collect this tax from them as they leave the Parliament building.
Look at this chart, with our policians paying taxes our country GDP increases:
This is our alternative tax to the dribble that was presented to us yesterday from the coalition government.
The polician elitism tax is a fair tax for the ordinary people of Britain.
VOTE Monkey and let us get this country growing again.
The Monkey Party secretary