The Monkey Party General Election Campaign 2015 – part 1
Today the pathetic Prime Minister David Cameron will ask the Queen for permission to dissolve Parliament thus signalling the official start of the General Election campaign. The polls will be expected to be announced for May 7th thus we have six weeks of campaigning in front of us.
We at the Monkey Party welcome this news as we know your suffering under the persistent failures of corrupt governments over the last seventy years.
We are the CHANGE that you need.
We are the party that listens to YOU.
If elected the Monkey Party will close the bars inside Parliament and make the MPs actually work for you.
We will make all MPs to say, “I am your obedient servent” each time they begin a speech inside Parliament.
The polls shows that we at the Monkey Party have less than 1% at the polls. We must work hard on our campaign to convince people to vote for us the party of CHANGE.
If you would like to volunteer to join our campaign team please email the webmaster on our usual email address.
It is a clear choice for the people of Britain – a country run by fools or a country run by a cuddly toy.
Helping you to decide.
The Monkey Party secretary