The Monkey Party General Election Campaign 2015 – part 2
Today is day 2 of our election campaign trail. We are campaigning in Glasgow today and at 3pm our wee monkey will be addressing the nation at the conference centre at the SECC. Free entrance to the conference centre.
We are excited over the leaders debate to be shown on the BBC. As the leader of the Monkey Party our wee monkey is upset that the BBC has not invited him to the leaders debate so we will gatecrash the debate. It is only fair that all leaders of political parties are invited to the debate and not just the corrupt mainstream party leaders, thus you the viewer will get a fair and impartial debate helping you to decide who to vote for. So we have written a letter to the BBC asking for an invitation to the leaders debate.
I am Sgt. Monkey, the leader of the fastest growing political party in the UK and also a distinguished war veteran. This is our second General Election campaign and I must express my disappointment that the BBC has not invited me to the leaders debate. This is very undemocratic as surely viewers of the BBC must be able to listen to the views and opinions of all political parties so that they can make a informed decision on who to vote for. Please invite me.
Love and peace,
Our VOTE MONKEY stickers are now available from Monkey Party HQs. If you would like to plaster bus stops in your city with our stickers then please email us on our usual email address to recieve your stickers pack.
Remember to VOTE Monkey on May 7th.
The Monkey Party secretary