The Monkey Party General Election Campaign 2015 – part 5
It is week 2 of the campaign trail and whilst the latest polls shows the Conservative Party to be leading but the Monkey Party is catching up.
But we need your help. Can you spare a few hours a week by joining our campaigning team? We need volunteers to help with door to door canvassing and volunteers to distribute our campaign leaflets. We also need volunteers to plaster out bus stops with Monkey Party stickers before the YES campaign plaster the bus stops first.
In today’s speech (to be shown LIVE on BBC Parliament channel) our wee monkey will be telling us about his plans for taxation.
In his speech it will be revealed that tax will be purely voluntary contributions. You decide how much tax that you want to contribute to our great country. You only pay what you are comfortable paying. If you think that the Monkey Party government is doing a great job then you may decide to contribute more to society or you may decide to contribute nothing if you disagree with what the Monkey Party government is doing with taxpayers money.
Remember to VOTE Monkey on May 7th and tell your friends about us.
The Monkey Party secretary