50000 hits celebration!
The OFFICAL Sgt. Monkey website is please to announce that at 1943 hours on Monday 13th July 2015, we had recieved our 50000th hit.
Stories of our wee monkey adventures and gossip is bringing in new bloggers each day.
Obviously the recent adventures of our cuddly toy whilst in Turkey attracted new bloggers to this website.
Our wee cuddly toy was getting p***ed tonight to celebration this fantastic news.
To celebrate this milestone we at the webmaster offices are giving away a free monkey poo sample of shampoo to a lucky monkey fan. The lucky winner will be able wash his or her hair using this specially made bottle of shampoo that our wee monkey has poop into, this gives that extra shine to your hair and that authentic smell of the jungle fragrance.
To win this prize all you have to do is to email our webmaster offices on our usual email a 250 word statement stating why you love our website. The winner will be notified via email and told to collect their prize at a Argos shop and collect point.
Competition closing date 5pm Friday 17th July 2015.
Good luck with your entries.
We will of course keep you all up to date of Sgt. Monkey gossip and adventures.
The webmaster team