The webmaster team are please to announce the OFFICAL MONKEY CHRISTMAS SPEECH:
“Hello and merry Christmas everyone.
2015 was the year that we all got older. For many of us, we came to realise that our bodies are no longer in prime condition and it is becoming harder to make love in the bedroom. That is why those who are younger and more able than our elders must do more in the bedroom and make love as often as you can. Because when you get older, you will realise that you are no longer able to do it! So enjoy it whilst you still can. Thank you for listening and merry Christmas everyone – Sgt. Monkey.”