He knows no fear!


Me in my uniform

I am Sgt. Monkey and I am a training sergeant in the British Army. I had joined the Army in 1990’s and now train recruits in Edinburgh.

I have been on many operational tours around the world with the army, and I am a keen traveller too.

My interest includes scuba diving and mountaineering, having just returned from Mt. Everest thus becoming the first cuddly toy to scale the highest summit in the world!

I had represented Team GB in the London 2012 Olympics.

I am a follower of the Scientology religion and I am currently at level OT VI thus the highest rating cuddly toy Thetan in the Scientology movement. I am also the grand master of the Scottish Grand Lodge of Freemasons.

I am currently single and I am looking for a mate as I want to start a family.

I can be contacted on britisharmysgtmonkey@gmail.com


4 responses

  1. t.on.air

    You crack me up with that monkey. Good job!

    March 8, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    • What do you mean “that” monkey? It is me!

      March 8, 2012 at 5:50 pm

  2. Ahahahahah!

    March 24, 2012 at 10:04 pm

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