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50000 hits celebration!

The OFFICAL Sgt. Monkey website is please to announce that at 1943 hours on Monday 13th July 2015, we had recieved our 50000th hit.

Stories of our wee monkey adventures and gossip is bringing in new bloggers each day.

Obviously the recent adventures of our cuddly toy whilst in Turkey attracted new bloggers to this website.

Our wee cuddly toy was getting p***ed tonight to celebration this fantastic news.

Getting drunk....

Getting drunk…

To celebrate this milestone we at the webmaster offices are giving away a free monkey poo sample of shampoo to a lucky monkey fan. The lucky winner will be able wash his or her hair using this specially made bottle of shampoo that our wee monkey has poop into, this gives that extra shine to your hair and that authentic smell of the jungle fragrance.

To win this prize all you have to do is to email our webmaster offices on our usual email a 250 word statement stating why you love our website. The winner will be notified via email and told to collect their prize at a Argos shop and collect point.

Competition closing date 5pm Friday 17th July 2015.

Good luck with your entries.

We will of course keep you all up to date of Sgt. Monkey gossip and adventures.

The webmaster team

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Competition – Where is this toilet in the world?

Last night was the deadline for the “Where is this toilet in the world?” competition so now we will reveal the answer to the photograph.

Where is this toilet in the world?

Where is this toilet in the world?

Our guest judge was going through all your entries this morning.

Simon was happy to be our competition judge.

Simon was happy to be our competition judge.

We can now reveal the answer to our reader’s poll.

It wasn’t Buckingham Palace or the White House.

It most definate wasn’t Wat Pho in Bangkok either as one entrant suggested. If you are a experienced traveller as much as our wee monkey is, then you would know that in Asia – most toilets are squats and not sit ons!

It was in fact a Danish toilet in Copenhagen.

Read about our wee monkey adventures in the Denmark here:

https://britisharmysgtmonkey.wordpress.com/category/travel/denmark/

Congratulations to all of those with the correct answer. One of you successfully guessed the correct answer. Please contact our webmaster on our usual webmaster email to claim your prize which is a test tube containing a sample of our wee cuddly toy monkey urine. We will disptach the urine sample to you by courier.

Monkey's wee wee!

Monkey’s wee wee!

There will not be a new “Where is this toilet in the World?” competition tomorrow as we at the “OFFICIAL” Sgt. Monkey website are skint and cannot afford to keep giving away great prizes.

The webmaster team


Competition – Where is this toilet in the world?

Today is our next “Where is this toilet in the world?” competition.

Our wee monkey is a keen traveller and has been all over the world. Obviously, when nature calls our wee cuddly toy need to spend a penny and as such visited many toilets around the world. Some of them have been a charming experience and some of them had been horrible experiences. Our wee monkey has photograph some of these toilets of the world we will ask you to guess where is our feature toilet photograph.

Where is this toilet in the world?

Where is this toilet in the world?

The winner of our competition will receive a test tube containing a sample of our wee cuddly toy monkey urine. A prize well worth wetting your pants for!

Now you have to vote for where you think our toilet is:

Please vote and the judges will reveal the answer on August 31st 2013.

Good luck in your voting.

The webmaster team

N.B. A clue to the place and country of this toilet can be found on one of our wee monkey previous travel blogs.


Competition – Where is this toilet in the world?

Today was the deadline for the “Where is this toilet in the world?” competition so now we will reveal the answer to the photograph.

Where is this toilet in the world?

Where is this toilet in the world?

We can now reveal the answer to our reader’s poll.

It wasn’t Buckingham Palace or Starbucks. It was in fact a Himalayan toilet.

Read about our wee monkey adventures in the Himalayans here:

https://britisharmysgtmonkey.wordpress.com/category/travel/nepal/

Congratulations to all of those with the correct answer. One of you successfully guessed the correct answer. Please contact our webmaster on our usual webmaster email to claim your prize which is a test tube containing a sample of our wee cuddly toy monkey urine. We will disptach the urine sample to you by courier.

The next “Where is this toilet in the world?” competition will be published at 8am tomorrow morning (UK time).

The webmaster team


Competition – Where is this toilet in the world?

Today is the first of our “Where is this toilet in the world?” competition.

Our wee monkey is a keen traveller and has been all over the world. Obviously, when nature calls our wee cuddly toy need to spend a penny and as such visited many toilets around the world. Some of them have been a charming experience and some of them had been horrible experiences. Our wee monkey has photograph some of these toilets of the world we will ask you to guess where is our feature toilet photograph.

Where is this toilet in the world?

Where is this toilet in the world?

The winner of our competition will receive a test tube containing a sample of our wee cuddly toy monkey urine. A prize well worth wetting your pants for!

Now you have to vote for where you think our toilet is:

Please vote and the judges will reveal the answer on June 30th 2013.

Good luck in your voting.

The webmaster team

N.B. A clue to the place and country of this toilet can be found on one of our wee monkey previous travel blogs.


Poll – Where’s Monkey?

Today was the deadline for the Where’s Monkey poll so now we will reveal the answer to the photograph.

Monkey is on the highest mountain of Britain but where is he?

Monkey is on the highest mountain of Britain but where is he?

We can now reveal the answer to our reader’s poll.

It wasn’t Mt. Everest or Mt. Sinai. It was in fact Ben Nevis in Scotland.

Read about our wee monkey adventures up Ben Nevis here:

https://britisharmysgtmonkey.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/my-climb-up-ben-nevis-in-scotland/

Congratulations to all of those with the correct answer. One of you successfully guessed the correct answer. Please contact our webmaster on our usual webmaster email to claim your prize which is a signed photograph of our wee monkey personally signed by our wee monkey. We will email the photograph to you.

This is the last of our “Where’s Monkey” competition for a wee while as we are starting a new competition tomorrow morning.

The new competition is “Where is this toilet in the world?”. As you all know, our wee monkey is a keen traveller and has been all over the world. Obviously, when nature calls our wee cuddly toy need to spend a penny and as such visited many toilets around the world. Some of them have been a charming experience and some of them had been horrible experiences. Our wee monkey has photograph some of these toilets of the world and tomorrow competition we will ask you to guess where is our feature toilet photograph. As with all of our competitions on this fantastic website, the prize will be amazing.

The “Where is this toilet in the world?” competition will be published at 8am tomorrow morning (UK time).

The webmaster team


Poll – Where’s Monkey?

Today was the deadline for the Where’s Monkey poll so now we will reveal the answer to the photograph.

I arrived at the Team GB hotel.

Monkey was proud to serve his country but where was he?

We can now reveal the answer to our reader’s poll.

It wasn’t T in the Park or his birthday celebrations. It was in fact the Team GB hotel at the London 2012 Olympics.

Read about our wee monkey adventures in the 2012 Olympics here:

https://britisharmysgtmonkey.wordpress.com/category/sport/olympics/

Congratulations to all of those with the correct answer. One of you successfully guessed the correct answer. Please contact our webmaster on our usual webmaster email to claim your prize which is a signed photograph of our wee monkey personally signed by our wee monkey. We will email the photograph to you.

Our next readers poll is here:

Admiring the view from the summit.

Monkey is on the highest mountain of Britain but where is he?

Now you have to vote for where you think our wee monkey is:

Please vote and the judges will reveal the answer on April 30th 2013.

Good luck in your voting.

The webmaster team

N.B. A clue to the place and country of this photograph can be found on one of our wee monkey previous travel blogs.