He knows no fear!


My parents and the monkey wedding ceremony

This morning I am going to show you more pictures of my family.

This first photo is my parents at their wedding in 1990.

My parents at their wedding in 1990.

They were a really happy couple.

Unfortunately my mum was used as a prop in the second Indiana Jones movie “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom”. In the movie, my mum got eaten!

She was eaten in the movie.

After the movie was released, my dad became depressed and became an alcholoic. He was drunk one night and fell off his tree branch! He did not recover.

Next I am going to show you a picture of my little brother, William.

We call him little Willy as he got a little…. *ahem*

He is funny!

He lives on Phi Phi island in Thailand.


My older brother and hemorrhoids!

Tonight I am going to introduce my family to you all and I will start off with my older brother.

My older brother is such a pain in the ass!

My older brother has piles and we take the p*** out of him! He he he he…..
N.B. Hemorrhoids are painful, swollen veins in the lower portion of the rectum or anus. Symptoms of hemorrhoids include: Anal itching; Anal ache or pain, especially while sitting; Bright red blood on toilet tissue or stool.