Today our wee monkey, the Monkey Party candidate in the UK Local Elections was busy studying the financial growth forecast charts of our great nation. He is not happy! Not happy indeed.
News this week, released by the ONS that our country is back in recession is worrying. The three in one party LABLIBCON had failed us. They are incompetent. Far from getting our country moving again following the 2008 banking crisis, they had brought this country once again back to it knees. Our wee monkey is not happy with our failed coalition government.
This chart belows shows the decline in the UK ecomony under the coalition government:
This chart below shows the growth forecast of the UK ecomony under a Monkey Party government:
As the charts clearly demonstrates, we at the Monkey Party are able to flip and turn charts by using Microsoft Paint.
Only by voting the Monkey Party on May 3rd can we get the “Great” back into Britain.
Vote monkey on May 3rd and see the change.
The Monkey Party Secretary